No But I Do

<+CC> [clam] hi
<+CC> [clam] hi
<+CC> [clam] wait
<+CC> [clam] wiat
<+CC> [clam] wait
<+CC> [clam] no flooding
<+CC> [Paradox] yes, please stop
<+CC> [clam] u guys cant do that
<+CC> [clam] NO
<+CC> [Ki'Sak] sure we can
<+CC> [clam] NO U CANT
<+CC> [theclam] “yes we can”
<+CC> [Ki'Sak] I’m just too lazy
<+CC> [Paradox] :D
<+CC> [clam] U GUYS DONT WORK FOR CYAN
<+CC> *** Tweek <links in from Cyan Worlds Age>
<+CC> [theclam] haha
<+CC> [Tweek] No, but I do

The Black Crow… of Black

[Novah] I introduce a crow and describe him as “black”
[Novah] maybe you can help me spice it up a bit
[Novah] The black crow sat blackly on his perch, ruffling his black feathers and just generally absorbing most of the light waves that hit his black plumage.
[Novah] “CAW” he said… blackly.  >.>

Sense of smell

[wandering_nomad] I don’t like things that are easy or fun, that’s why I use Linux. :>
[wandering_nomad] And why I married a British woman. : >
[Phroz_D] And why you’re a llama.
[Nisan] In some sense, we are all llamas.
[Nadnerb] and what sense is that?
[Nisan] … to be honest, I don’t know where I was going with this.
[Nadnerb] smell? >.>

Memory

[MC] [vid] ok, there is no justification for the amount of memory iTunes is taking right now…
[wandering_nomad] It’s secretly making you a birthday card. : (

He accidentally the whole thing

[vid] oh god, part of my face came off and it fell in my mouth and I ate it

Pencil Trick

[theclam] “I know what you’re thinking: ‘Did he stab with six pencils or only five?’ But to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a pack of Caran d’Ache Grafstone 6-B, the most powerful graphite nib in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do you wanna see a pencil trick?’ Well, do ya, punk?”

Why a banana?

[MC] [vaaht] just one question…
[MC] [vaaht] why does yeesha have a banana?  <.<
[theclam] for balance
[theclam] and great justice
[MC] [Tweek] clam is right
[MC] [Tweek] there is no better symbol for balance and great justice than the banana
[MC] [Tweek] superman wanted a banana for his logo
[MC] [Tweek] PR guys said no
[MC] [Tweek] apparently they had already done 50,000 T shirts up with the S logo

Babies in Pajamas

[Novah] we’re all naked under our clothes!  All the time!
[Ki'Sak] birthday suit!
[Novah] even YOU!
[Novah] *points to Richard*  : O
[Richardto25] The children!
[Richardto25] The CHILDREN!
[Novah] children are born naked!
[Novah] : O
[Richardto25] No! No they’re NOT!
[Novah] oh right, the doctor inserts a tiny pajamas up into the uterus first before delivering.  : >
[Novah] o.o  *mental image*
[Novah] >.<
[Novah] I’m not saying anything else for the rest of the night.  <: (

Baby Making

<XeresWork> it’s not the baby making that’s fun so much as the practicing

Nads

[wandering_nomad] Paradox does love his nads. :>
[vaaht] yes, yes he does  :D
[StarCat79_work] o.o
[Paradox] :D
[vaaht] :D
[StarCat79_work] :D
[theclam] and llama loves his nomads
[wandering_nomad] D: