Drunk and Confused

<@Tweek> “What do you do to keep your spirit up?”
<@Tweek> vodka shots
<Simon-Bitdiddle> Tweek: I hear Ercana Pellets make one hell of a good lager. ;)
<@Tweek> to yeasty
<@Tweek> they make your tummy glow too
<@vid> I am Uru, and so can you!
<+CC> [theclam] tweek: that’s what I was thinking
<+CC> [theclam] what do you do to keep your spirits up? buy a tall wine rack!
<+CC> *** Novah <links in from somewhere on the internet Age>
<+CC> [theclam] speaking of drunk and confused
<@Tweek> lol
<@Tweek> damn

The Wrong Name

[theclam] heya PJWyatt
[MC] [JWPlatt] heya clam
[Krepta] JWPlatt is PJWyatt?  I am confused!
[JWPlatt] Apparently.  Or I’ve had the wrong name all this time.

The water in the clet has begun to flow

<vid> “Once again, the water in the clet has begun to flow. It was dry for so long…”
<Tweek> so is she like saying she got laid or something?
<+CC> [Krepta] yah, that water in the cleft thing was cool
<+CC> [Krepta] rofl tweek
<+CC> [Krepta] and, O.o
<+CC> [Nadnerb] mmm, the clet
<+CC> [Novah] o.o
<+CC> [theclam] vid: the clet?
<+CC> [Krepta] A giant wet cleft?!
<+CC> [theclam] argh nad beat me to the clet
<+CC> [Nadnerb] heh
<+CC> [Novah] thanks a lot vid
<+CC> [Nadnerb] are you in the clet? >.>
<+CC> [Novah] you just ruined Uru for me >: (
<+CC> [Krepta] rofl
<+CC> [Nadnerb] aw :<
<+CC> [Novah] *sulk*
<+CC> [Krepta] We plunge into the mysterious giant cleft to explore amazing worlds beyond imagination
<vid> well
<+CC> [Novah] *puts on her coat to leave* >: (
<+CC> [Krepta] bye novah
<vid> my favorite musical moment in Uru is now associated with a vagina

Testicles

[Krepta] I so want a girlfriend, not just a friend who happens to be a girl, they are just not the same
[Phroz_D] Off topic. Be quiet.
[Krepta] I’m always off topic, you should know that by now
[MC] [Tweek] *wasn’t aware CC had topics*
[Phroz_D] Then go get one. End of story.
[Phroz_D] Back to Nad’s dings.
[C#Nad] …
[Paradox] :D
[Krepta] I have nads that Don’t ding
[MC] [Tweek] testicles!
[MC] [Tweek] that is all
[C#Nad] that isn’t bannable? o.O
[C#Nad] interesting. :o
[MC] [Tweek] course not
[MC] [Tweek] Cho hasn’t got the balls to ban testicles

Lock the Patch!

[Guest_52272] You have dell—– You can lock at for patch… for your driver———-

Cho’s the head of the council

[Phroz_D] After five years I finally feel accepted in CC :D
[MC] [amonre] YOU DO NOT DECIDE WHETHER YOU GET ACCEPTED ALL BY YOURSELF PHROZ_D, THE CYANCHAT COUNCIL TAKES CARE OF THAT THANK YOU
[MC] [amonre] geez.
[MC] [vaaht] and everyone knows that Cho is at the head of the council
[MC] [vaaht] only he may decide
[MC] [amonre] the cyanchat council… that’s me, vaahst… hm…
[MC] [amonre] tay, chucker, tweek
[MC] [vaaht] that’s a scary council  <.<
[Phroz_D] I humbly await the verdict.
[theclam] I can wait for elections :>
[MC] [amonre] no elections
[MC] [vaaht] nope
[theclam] Lazu/Palin 2013
[MC] [amonre] dictatorship and tyranny
[MC] [vaaht] in the absence of formal input from Cho, chucker makes the decisions
[MC] [vaaht] and we all know what that’s like  :o
[Phroz_D] I /did/ create the Lazu God, you know :P
[MC] [vaaht] shh, no you didn’t  :<
[theclam] you never, shall we say, summon him tho :>
[MC] [amonre] cho’s the head of the council, but nobody understands wtf he’s saying so we just ignore him most of the time really

Run Away!

[theclam] *laughing at a nut on uo*
[theclam] haha look a peanut!
[theclam] *runaway*
[theclam] *has no legs*
[wandering_nomad] *attaches little wings to clam* :>
[theclam] *underwater sea truffle shuffle*

Power Lines

*** theclam links in from somewhere on the internet Age ***
[Tweek] shut up clam
[myst-bert] gosh
[theclam] *feels verily loved*
[Marein] get down from there clam
[Marein] you don’t belong on the power line you’re a clam

Not The Dictionary

CC: *** vaaht <links in from somewhere on the internet Age>
CC: [theclam] :>
CC: [vaaht] this is not the dictionary  <.<
CC: *** vaaht <links safely back to their home Age>

Black Magic

<+CC> *** Richardto25 <links in from somewhere on the internet Age>
<+CC> [Richardto25] Ta-da!
<@Tweek> magic
<+CC> *** Richardto25 <mistakenly used an unsafe linking book without a maintainer’s suit *ZZZZZWHAP*>
<@Tweek> black magic :(