Death Threats

[chucker] You know…I’m kinda blessed to have friends that take it as humor even when I threaten them to death.

Confusion

[Jesthar] This is CC.  Confusion is not an occasional occurance, it is a way of life…

Haiku

[Pheener] Harddrive screams loudly
[Pheener] My ears are an inferno
[Pheener] I fear data lost

Lightning

[RIUM+] They found it was cheaper to just feed some kids sugar and collect the kinetic energy of them running in a big mouse wheel than to try and store lightning.

Journals

[GermanShepherd] Not reading journals in Myst games is like not picking up ammunition in Quake…

Saw

[Cuvou] is Cuvou feminine-sounding too?
[Marein] Mmm I think Cuvou is kinda in between
[wandering_nomad] You should change your name to Chainsaw or Rotosaw or some power tool
[wandering_nomad] preferably involving saws
\\\\\ [sawmonre] <links in from somewhere on the internet Age> /////
\\\\\ [wandering_sawmad] <links in from somewhere on the internet Age> /////
\\\\\ [Sawrein] <links in from somewhere on the internet Age> /////
[Cuvou] lol
\\\\\ [vid] <links in from somewhere on the internet Age> /////
[sawmonre] hi sawkid7
[sawmonre] <saws of vid’s legs>
[Sawrein] *saws off vid’s teeth*
[sawmonre] <saws off vid’s… BRAINS>
[Sawrein] *saws the brains in food-sized chunks*
[sawmonre] <eats the brains with a saw>
[Sawrein] Would you like some saw with that?
[sawmonre] sawmygod
[vid] …
///// [vid] <links safely back to their home Age> \\\\\
[sawmonre] aw vid left
[Sawrein] He went over do the blunt side
[Paradox] lol
[sawmonre] haha

Wireless death

[Ai'ron] I can’t believe I survived five and a half hours in A Beginner’s Bevin, survived the last hour before Rand’s arrival (which was the worst), but I didn’t crash out from a BSOD, didn’t crash out from a stack error, didn’t even crash out from the auth server dying.  No, I crashed out because my wireless connection chose that moment to die.

Hot Potato

[Kehra] <huggles nearby baked potato>
[Kehra] <tear> feel the love
[Kehra] feel the burn cos that potato is hot

Bottled Amonre

[wandering_nomad] amon-re, I wish I could bottle you and lather you on my naked body every morning.

Penguins

[wandering_nomad] No, I haven’t ever gone down on a pengiun.
[wandering_nomad] oops, that wassupposed to be private.