Crickets

[Chrissy] I feel better about the world now that I know the demon crickets have not come yet…

EA Games

[Edrick] None of you Cyanists apply for a job at EA. Please.
[Kehra] Ed, hey they might make it a better place.
[Edrick] Kehra, that’s like saying bunnies would made the Thrid Reich less intimidating…

Pockets!

[Zadok] Nudist colonies are bad because of one thing…no pockets!

The Amazon

[Novah] Yeah I want to see the Amazon someday. When I do can I crash on your couch, Z? ; )
[Zadok] I don’t live anywhere near the Amazon, silly. That’s like saying ‘Nov, I’m going over to Seattle, can I crash at your place?’ hehe

Pinecone

[wandering_nomad] It’s a fact, no one will respect your opinion unless you come off as if you have a vibrating pinecone inserted deeply into your hindquarters.

Borderline Insanity

[Jesthar] It’s saturday night, it’s borderline insanity, it must be CC…

Dead Guy

[lonelyto25] I was kind of cute until I died.  Then I was kind of creepy. ‘Cuz you know…it was like, eww, a dead guy.

Wombat Combat

[Edrick] Last time I played mortal combat the sprites were digitized photos.
[chucker] Last time I played mortal kombat it was spelt differently.
[Edrick] Kombat. There. Looks like wombat. Flaming wombats!
[The World] Mortal wombats!
[myst-bert] Wombat combat…
[lonelyto25] Hits the shelves in Australia next Tuesday.

Cabbage

[The World] Your cabbage doesn’t have hair?! There must be something wrong with your cabbage…maybe you’re not giving your cabbage enough Rogaine.

Mmmm….pie….

[Horizon] If you keep your fingers in enough pies at all times, one of them is bound to be hot at any given moment.