Spetsnaz….

[Spetsnaz] One night, after an excessive amount of playing the game “beat your head on a brick, I woke up somewhere in the middle of freaking Utah next to Jimmy Hoffa’s body. Dunno how it got there. I blame public transportation for me getting there.

Bracing

\\\\\ [Tweek] <links in from somewhere on the internet Age> /////
///// [Darrigan] <mistakenly used an unsafe linking book without a maintainer’s suit *ZZZZZWHAP*> \\\\\
///// [Marein] <mistakenly used an unsafe linking book without a maintainer’s suit *ZZZZZWHAP*> \\\\\
///// [kerahna] <mistakenly used an unsafe linking book without a maintainer’s suit *ZZZZZWHAP*> \\\\\
[Tweek] <sniffs self> ….oh thats why.

Mating Rituals

[RIUM+] ….My bird is absolutely enthralled with a whistling version of “Swan Lake”. She wants to make a nest in my hair and mate with me ear as she’s convinced that it was my ear that was making the whistling sound. o.o

Caller ID

[Kerahna] a person just called and i was flipping to a new page of the message book and stuff got stuck and it took a while to get to the next page and  the phone rang like 5 times
[Kerahna] and i looked at the caller ID, the person’s name was “Wei Ting” XD
[Marein] Hahahaha

Vegan Undead

[Ku'mah] What do vegan undead eat?  Graaaiiins :)

Ah, Children…

[Rushing] My son Jacob is bonking himself on the head with a plastic hammer and then looking at me as if to say “Why is this hurting?!”

Rubber Chicken

[Zadok] I wouldn’t want to depend my life on the tensile strength of a rubber chicken.

WalMart

[River] Well, it could be worse.  You could work for Walmart (bad monopoly – no cookie).

Tipsy Saph

[Saphira] Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!  I am Saph…warrior princess!

Confusion

[assassin] I’m confused…
[Zadok] That’s because you’re in CC.