Cyan Chat QDB

[RIUM+] Reminds me of one of my friend’s uncles….he was a funny guy, he went MIA during the Vietnam war, and they proclaimed him dead….and somehow never got unproclaimed dead when he returned home….so he has his death certificate framed and hung on his wall. And he gets out of all sorts of things because dead people don’t have to pay tax, and if anyone calls asking about payment for something someone else gets the phone and says that he’s dead >.>

[RIUM+] So I only exist in their minds? Woohoo, I’m make-believe! I don’t exist! Now the bank can’t tell me to pay them what I owe them, since I don’t exist >.>

[Odo'Ital] Don’t make me put my angry pants on! You won’t like me with my angry pants!

[Magician] The absolutely BEST lightning protection available is to hire 10 guys standing out in the thunderstorm, say about 100 metres away from you….and give them all a metal umbrella and tell them to open it and hold it up high….

[lonelyto25] You know, just reading “[wandering_nomad] ow my head hurts” doesn’t do a lot for me. But, reading “[wandering_nomad] ow my head hurts” with nomad’s voice in my head saying that makes me smile a wide, wide smile of happiness.

[GermanShepherd] That’s why I’m scared of goats, ya’know….I saw them devour my sister!

[Zadok] Ok, so you got my attention….what are you going to do with it?

[HawaiianShirtGuy] If you were to take a giant lobster, ask it its age, then divide it by the determinate of the matrix [3, 7][-6, 9]… my age would be entirely irrelevant.

[Jesthar] I thought making sense was optional.

[Magician] When you have parents that nag at you 75% of your waking moments, you learn the ability to ignore things you do not want to hear.