[Rushing] My son Jacob is bonking himself on the head with a plastic hammer and then looking at me as if to say “Why is this hurting?!”

[Zadok] I wouldn’t want to depend my life on the tensile strength of a rubber chicken.

[River] Well, it could be worse.  You could work for Walmart (bad monopoly - no cookie).

[Saphira] Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!  I am Saph…warrior princess!

[assassin] I’m confused…
[Zadok] That’s because you’re in CC.

[myst-bert] And I guess chucker will be turning into jello any moment now…
[The World] Can we eat him with a spoon?!

[lonelyto25] It’s nice to know there are still young people who let lack of money stop them from having a piece of software.  Unlike those ‘Dude, I hear Myst 3 is a great game, where can I download it?’ folks.

[The World] I say, here on this great day of November, that I will work so every citizen of this great country has a toilet!  That is my dream!

[Linguist Apprentice] Edrick! Vengate al lado oscuro! Tenemos galletas!
[Linguist Apprentice] I said (in Spanish) ‘Edrick! Come to the dark side! We have cookies!’

[Spetsnaz] Evil does not listen to PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON!