[Rushing] My son Jacob is bonking himself on the head with a plastic hammer and then looking at me as if to say “Why is this hurting?!”
[Zadok] I wouldn’t want to depend my life on the tensile strength of a rubber chicken.
[River] Well, it could be worse. You could work for Walmart (bad monopoly - no cookie).
[Saphira] Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala! I am Saph…warrior princess!
[assassin] I’m confused…
[Zadok] That’s because you’re in CC.
[myst-bert] And I guess chucker will be turning into jello any moment now…
[The World] Can we eat him with a spoon?!
[lonelyto25] It’s nice to know there are still young people who let lack of money stop them from having a piece of software. Unlike those ‘Dude, I hear Myst 3 is a great game, where can I download it?’ folks.
[The World] I say, here on this great day of November, that I will work so every citizen of this great country has a toilet! That is my dream!
[Linguist Apprentice] Edrick! Vengate al lado oscuro! Tenemos galletas!
[Linguist Apprentice] I said (in Spanish) ‘Edrick! Come to the dark side! We have cookies!’
[Spetsnaz] Evil does not listen to PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON!


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