Cyan Chat QDB

<vid> too late
<vid> it’s canon
[Nadnerb] nooooooooooooooo D:
<myst-bert> i am canon
[Marein] nooooooooooooooo D:
<myst-bert> too late
[Novah] i am a cannon
[Novah] BOOM!
*** RIUM+ <links in from somewhere on the internet age>
<myst-bert> hanov birthed rium+
[RIUM+] hmm?
[Novah] : D

[Novah] curse my lazy self for not properly labeling my burned CDs
[Novah] I d’no what’s on any of these! >: /
[Dustin] It could be documents detailing UFO cover-ups, I recommend going through them with a fine-toothed comb.
[Ki the Human] that could etch the negitives!
[Novah] why would anyone cover-up UFOs?
[MCd] [Tesseract] to protect them from the weather
[Novah] oh

<@amonre> TWITTER IS DOWN HELP
* Tweek writes 140 character sentence on a piece of paper, wraps it around a rock and throws it at amon’s head
<Tweek> that’s how we used to tweet
<Tweek> none of this fancy computer crap
<@amonre> OH YEAH??
<Tweek> if you didn’t get concussion, then it wasn’t worth replying too
<@amonre> @Tweek Yeah
<@amonre> RT @Tweek if you didn’t get concussion, then it wasn’t worth replying too

<Tweek> SURPRISE!
<Tweek> your wife is sleeping with your brother
<CCd> [Dustin] My brother is a cat, so that isn’t nearly as bad as it sounds.
<Tweek> depends how you feel about beastiality

* Joozey_ (~Joozey@212-182-179-183.ip.telfort.nl) has joined #cyanchat
<vid> tweek, if you win it I’ll rub my nipples at you for the game :/
<@Tweek> HAWT!
<@Tweek> I doubt I’d win though
<Noga> Shorah Joozey. Bad time in the convo to join in :)
* Joozey (~Joozey@212-182-179-183.ip.telfort.nl) Quit (Ping timeout)

[GROATH] any one here ever listen to FETIDUS?
[MCd] [vid] festivus?
[MCd] [vaaht_gy] *hands vid a pole <. I don’t like the first letter of your name
[GROATH] its a pod cast thing.. its really good actually
[MCd] [vid] vaaht> I don’t like it when you yell at daddy.
[MCd] [vaaht_gy] vid> who’s your daddy?
[MCd] [vid] vaaht> oh, you are, you are!
[MCd] [vaaht_gy] :(
[MCd] [vid] or was it daddy chucker? >_>
[MCd] [vaaht_gy] chucker’s a daddy now?
[MCd] [vaaht_gy] awwwwwwwww
[MCd] [vaaht_gy] is it a boy or a girl?
[MCd] [vid] chucker’s a daddy and you’re the father.
[MCd] [vaaht_gy] now that’s messed up…
[MCd] [vaaht_gy] unless you’re the wife <.<
[MCd] [vid] yep.
[MCd] [vid] I’m not, I’m just the mistress.
[MCd] [vaaht_gy] oh good
[MCd] [vaaht_gy] damnit
[MCd] [vaaht_gy] then paradox is the receptionist?
[theclam] dox is the baby hamper
[theclam] he hampers babies
[MCd] [vid] no, Doc’s the monkey. And the monkey just watches.
[Paradox] …
[MCd] [vid] The monkey always watches.
[MCd] [vaaht_gy] *watches paradox*
[Paradox] O.O
[MCd] [vaaht_gy] o.o
[theclam] you wouldn’t download a unix beard
[MCd] [chucker] I thought he was the baby /humper/
[MCd] [vaaht_gy] oh, maybe
[GROATH] ….
[MCd] [vaaht_gy] and nads is the humpEE
[MCd] [vaaht_gy] so paradox the humper can hump nads the humpee
[MCd] [vaaht_gy] NSFW (for chucker) <. man beard “No manual entry for beard” :(
[MCd] [vaaht_gy] :(
[MCd] [vaaht_gy] paradox> get coding!
[MCd] [vid] No manual entry, that’s what she said.
[Paradox] otoh, it doesn’t give me a “command not found” error o.O
[MCd] [vaaht_gy] o.O
[Nadnerb] wat. O.o
[Nadnerb] why is dox humping me? :P
[MCd] [vid] for the good of all of us, nad.
[Paradox] good question
[Paradox] not a good answer :\
[Nadnerb] …
[Nadnerb] thank you for helping us help you help us all.

<@amonre> muaha
<@amonre> i has a room in ghent
<Tweek> exits are to the north and east?
<@amonre> nice one
<+CCd> [Orrin Jelo] go north
<@amonre> You have fallen out of the window. [Q]uit, [R]estart or [L]oad savegame?
<@amonre> <
<@amonre> err
<@amonre> >
<+CCd> [Orrin Jelo] R
<@amonre> You are in a room in Ghent. Exits are to the north and east.
<+CCd> [Orrin Jelo] East
<+CCd> [Orrin Jelo] go east
<+CCd> [Orrin Jelo] <.<
<@amonre> You have run into a door and are knocked unconcious.
<@amonre> >
<+CCd> [Orrin Jelo] At least I haven’t run into a grue yet. :D
<+CCd> [Orrin Jelo] deunconscious
<@amonre> The word “deunconscious” does not seem relevant in this situation.
<@amonre> >
<@amonre> You have waken up.
<@amonre> >
<+CCd> [Orrin Jelo] open door
<@amonre> The door is locked.
<+CCd> [Orrin Jelo] unlock door
<@amonre> You take the key out of your pocket and unlock the door.
<@amonre> >
<+CCd> [Orrin Jelo] open door
<@amonre> You open the door.
<@amonre> >
<+CCd> [Orrin Jelo] beat up grue
<+CCd> [Orrin Jelo] …(just in case)
<@amonre> NO! In room in ghent, grue beats up YOU! [Q]uit, [R]estart or [L]oad savegame?
<@amonre> or [U]ndo?
<@amonre> >
* amonre is now known as IFBot
<+CCd> [Orrin Jelo] R
<@IFBot> You are in a room in Ghent. Exits are to the north and east.
<@IFBot> >
<+CCd> [Orrin Jelo] beat up IFBot
<@IFBot> klafhwklg alkf aaaarrgghhh
* IFBot is now known as amonre
<@amonre> BUS ERROR
<@amonre> PASSENGERS DUMPED
<+CCd> [Orrin Jelo] beat up amonre
<@amonre> Request denied.

\\\\\ [Mjurr! :>] <links in from somewhere on the internet Age> /////
[Mjurr! :>] wandering_nomad
[Mjurr! :>] NO I GOT IT BACKWARDS.

[Nisan] I read it on the internet.
[MCd] [myst-bert] oh
[Novah] then it must be true
[MCd] [myst-bert] then it must be true
[Novah] HA
[MCd] [myst-bert] *wins*
[Novah] hahahaha
[Nisan] :o
[Novah] did not
[MCd] [myst-bert] did so
[Novah] in yo face m-b
[Novah] I beat you
[Novah] we all saw it
[MCd] [myst-bert] oh
[MCd] [myst-bert] then it must be true
[MCd] [myst-bert] [Novah] then it must be true
[Novah] LIAR
[lazuclam] haha
[lazuclam] in the real cyanchat, bert hath lost
[Nisan] yes
[Novah] real CC is what counts
[MCd] [myst-bert] i think you mean fakeland
[Novah] :
[Novah] : | X
[MCd] [myst-bert] :-|

[Paradox] vaaht > Liver is the only organ that can regrow itself… only need to take part of it
[Nisan] yep
[Nisan] but if you take too much, you’ll endager the donor, and if you take too little, it won’t be enough
[MCd] [myst-bert] i take all the liver
[MCd] [myst-bert] tasty
[Nisan] I think a healthy adult can donate enough to replace the liver of a 100-pound person
[lazugod] I drink your liver
[lazugod] *milkshake
[MCd] [myst-bert] that doesn’t qualify as a typo, clam
[Marein] My liver brings all the boys to the yard
[MCd] [myst-bert] o.O
[snuggling_llama] And they’re like, hey wanna process toxins
[snuggling_llama] damn right, I wanna process toxins
[MCd] [myst-bert] clean that blood!
[lazugod] I could teach you, but I have to dialysis
[MCd] [myst-bert] dialysis, or die in a fire?
[MCd] [chucker] same thing