[wandering_nomad] One time I shot myself in the face and I died and I came back as a turtle and I was hungry for some lettuce so I ate some lettuce but it wasn’t very good so I went out in search of some carrots and I saw mister rabbit and asked him if he had any carrots and he said “no” and he punched me in the face with his adorable bunny paws and I got really angry and I tried to attack him but I couldn’t because I was a turtle and turtles aren’t terribly skilled in combat and the incident pretty much ruined the rest of my day and gave me a very upset stomach that didn’t go away until the next day when I decided that I would hitch a ride on a passing Volkswagen Van and see the ocean because I understood that turtles were supposed to like the ocean, or so I’ve been told in stories since I was a child, also I think I saw it on finding nemo in a previous life and that movie was probably the best Pixar film until Wall-E came along because The Incredibles was kinda underwhelming and I forgot about rattatoullie about thirty minutes after I saw it.