Cake Pie

[Tweek] I want pie
[Tweek] or cake
[Tweek] or both
[Tweek] in some weird twisted love child fashion
[Zadok] a cake pie? no such thing
[Tweek] yeah huh
[Zadok] it’s just something parents promisse their kids if they should get straight A’s all year
[Tweek] have you not heard the legend?
[Zadok] which, of course, never happens, so they never have to come up with the item
[Zadok] what, that silly prophecy?
[Tweek] once upon a time, a pie was at a house party, it was drunk, it met a cake who was also drunk…they stumbled upstairs and proceeded to take part in the ancient dance, the matress mambo.
[Tweek] 9 months later unto the world came Cake Pie
[Zadok] …. ok, I’m never eating pastry again