Work Ethic

<Butch> Just received an e-mail from work reminding me that I’m not supposed to participate in human trafficking when on company business

Impending Doom

[IRC] <Whilyam> You are doomed.
[JeffLewis] Why am I doomed?
[Nadnerb] that is a good question
[Paradox] Doom isn’t entirely accurate…more like impending doom
[Nadnerb] isn’t that the meaning of doomed?
[Paradox] “doomed” implies 100% probability of future doom
[Nadnerb] so you’re saying it’s not a certain outcome?
[Paradox] impending is more like “awaiting for highly probable doom” :>
[IRC] <Whilyam> Good morning, this is your local doom forecast. Roads are clear out there this morning with only a 30% chance of doom today.
[IRC] <Tweek> doooooooooom

Hello Yourself

ashelbane: Hello
chucker: hello yourself
Tweek: I will
CC: <Tweek> hello Tweek
Tweek: hello me
chucker: :D

Source

[Nadnerb] I find it rather amusing to look at the source for source.
[Nadnerb] simply for the pun value

Gears

[wandering_nomad] *wurrs*
[Nadnerb] *replaces some of nomad’s gears*
[wandering_nomad] *runs smoothly*
[Nadnerb] :>

So Confused

[vaaht_gy] random Kenyan just walked up to me and tried to give me religious magazines…
[vaaht_gy] Kenyans look so confused when you tell them you’re not religious <.<

Playing With Food

[Seraph] I just want to mention that President’s Choice BBQ Baby Back Ribs flavored chips are really really good.
[Novah] so we MERGED them like Frankensteins monster

Between a rock and a hard place

<CCd> [Marein] Ooh I found a little hole between the stones that I can look through
<CCd> [Marein] Nice view of… The ship to Northrend >.>
<Kehra_Lord> vid just totally became one of my top five
<CCd> [Marein] WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS
<vid> kehra, if bitter humor and sarcasm floats your boat that much, you really need to come around more :P
<Kehra_Lord> yes, it really does
<vid> bonus points if your boat happens to go to northrend.
<CCd> [Marein] …

Spaceman

<Kehra_Lord> asphyxiation of idiots is a beautiful thing
<CCd> [Tesseract] :)
<@Tweek> I’m off to get a plastic bag to make into a space helmet, brb..

For the Horde

<@Tweek> eliza dushku apparently plays WoW
<wandering_nomad> I want to play WoW with Eliza Dushku.
<@Tweek> if I was playing with Eliza Dushku, I don’t think it would be WoW