[wandering_nomad] One time I shot myself in the face and I died and I came back as a turtle and I was hungry for some lettuce so I ate some lettuce but it wasn’t very good so I went out in search of some carrots and I saw mister rabbit and asked him if he had any carrots and he said “no” and he punched me in the face with his adorable bunny paws and I got really angry and I tried to attack him but I couldn’t because I was a turtle and turtles aren’t terribly skilled in combat and the incident pretty much ruined the rest of my day and gave me a very upset stomach that didn’t go away until the next day when I decided that I would hitch a ride on a passing Volkswagen Van and see the ocean because I understood that turtles were supposed to like the ocean, or so I’ve been told in stories since I was a child, also I think I saw it on finding nemo in a previous life and that movie was probably the best Pixar film until Wall-E came along because The Incredibles was kinda underwhelming and I forgot about rattatoullie about thirty minutes after I saw it.

[Krepta] I want to be a nude ghost
[Krepta] I’d pop in, to scare people, if I feel like scaring them, or I’d make lights flicker, or I’d put messages on their computers and stuff.  Ooooo, ghost in the machine!
[Krepta] If people were to say “Goodness, have you no shame?!” at seeing a nude ghost, I’d laugh my dead head off and float around the place randomly, rattling things

(in a PM to Zadok)

[vaaht] !version
[Zadok] Zadok version 2.5
[vaaht] :D

[Novah @work] ATCGGCAGGCTACACGACGTTCGAGCGTACGGCATCGATCGATCG
[Paradox] o.o
[Novah @work] what?  : p
[Paradox] Whose DNA is that?
[Novah @work] that’s K’laa’s entire genetic code.  It’s an extremely efficient code.  : >
[Paradox] Ah
[wandering_nomad] Haha, I found an exploit
[Novah @work] oh?  >.>
[wandering_nomad] *hacks K’laamas*
Novah @work] : o

[theclam] *ponders a way to power a lamp with gravity*
[Nadnerb] drop it from orbit
[Nadnerb] it’ll glow brightly for a while before disintigrating

[Aurelia] Hibachi squid is great
[wandering_nomad] But seafood and I don’t agree as a general rule.
[Aurelia] hmmmm . . .
[Aurelia] it’s not the most “user-friendly” fish

[Nadnerb] LOUD
[vaaht] HI NOMAD
[Nadnerb] I AM LOUDING
[MC] [TW] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOJ
[Nisan] NOMAD I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME YOUR DARK CHEST
[Nadnerb] O.o
[Paradox] : D
[Nisan] what?
[Paradox] NOMAD > Let’s exchange kittens!
[vaaht] SO HE CAN SCRATCH HIS DARK FINGERNAILS DOWN YOUR SEXY HAIRY DARK CHEST
[MC] [Tlayeh] O.o
[Nisan] what she said
[vaaht] :D
[wandering_nomad] : D
[Phroz_D] This is why I don’t talk much.

[Jeffrey] I’m going insane
[Darryl] “Sanity is not an option”
[Jeffrey] I know…
[Nicholaus] “SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK”
[Jeffrey] It’s just a meaningless phrase that people say when they’re frustrated with something that’s taking longer than they thought. Everyone  has already gone insane…
[Darryl] Nom > That’s my status now :D

[lonelyto25] I THINK TAY IS HOT AND I WANT HER LIPS LIKE A SHEEP WANTS CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111ONEONEONETWO
[Tweek][Kehra] hi kids
[Tay] Um.
[lonelyto25] oh hi Tweek
[Moleculo] *looks over*….whoa
[Tay] oh baby
[Tay] I like ice cream
[Tay] I mean lips
[lonelyto25] Tay and I have closed the knot
[Tweek][Kehra] Tay> Flee my child flee whilst you still can
[Tay] I mean
[lonelyto25] we’re getting married
[Tay] erm
[Tay] that’s Kha’tie again
[Tay] DON’T LISTEN TO ME!~
[lonelyto25] and tonight, we’ll have hour long make outs, and feel each other’s knees
[lonelyto25] *shudders in estacy*

[Kehra] apparently I really suck at playing gin
[MC] [Tweek] :(
[MC] [Tweek] I really suck at drinking gin
[MC] [Tweek] the more I do it the drunker I get
[Kehra] :P
[MC] [Tweek] I ran out of my A material ok
[MC] [Tweek] the monkeys are on strike